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It was the day after the murder, Your Honor Sir. Do I just leave her and go home...? I never thought there'd be a use for evidence like this outside the courtroom! [I had to take the clockwork out, sorry.]. I... just didn't think all the trifling little details were necessary, darling. But I'm afraid that no lawyer worth their salt will take on this particular case. I'd like to see her pull THAT off!). Judge: She said she wanted me to keep some evidence for her. Don't mention it, pal. Phoenix: I smell blood... and that can't be good! Edgeworth: I'd better go see if I can find this elite lawyer she's talking about. I cannot say. Phoenix: Phoenix: Why didn't you testify about this vital piece of evidence the first time!? More of a peck on the cheek. : Phoenix: Oh! No, it's okay. I'd better hurry! Maya: Edgeworth: The police are still keeping themselves busy in the chief's office. Didn't you? It was the bellboy who confirmed Miss May's alibi... And this in turn confirms the bellboy's alibi! Er... ahem! That was, uh, practice! This clock was never in any store, ever! I can't help but wonder though why they have two pink dildos. Edgeworth: Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Who did you say you got a call from? April: Phoenix: April: "When my sister couldn't find any contradictions in a witness's testimony she would bluff it and press the witness on every detail! Noi e i nostri partner memorizzeremo e/o accederemo ai dati sul tuo dispositivo attraverso l'uso di cookie e tecnologie simili, per mostrare annunci e contenuti personalizzati, per la misurazione di annunci e contenuti, per l'analisi dei segmenti di pubblico e per lo sviluppo dei prodotti. I wonder what's inside? Even you, when you found me in the office. The murder weapon was a statue of "The Thinker" found next to the body, sir! You must know her techniques well. Thank you. Phoenix: Phoenix: Miss May doesn't like nosey little lawyers... Hmph! But there is a possibility the victim lived for several minutes after the blow." Let me see... Um, well... Dream on! ", Mia: 1. ], (Wait... no, this can't be right! And then, oooh! T-tell me again about er... room service! Well, Your Honor? Phoenix: Phoenix: This is a crime scene, pal! Bellboy: It's hard seeing her like this, but if there are any clues here... She was struck on the head with a blunt object. I don't know how much good this will do me at all, now. Um, well... (Come on, think of something!). Edgeworth: Heh... heh... hrrah! A new low! Are you telling the truth? Phoenix: And I delivered the ice coffee to our guest Miss May, herself. (I pity the lawyer that has to cross-examine this one.). Judge: Edgeworth: Phoenix: Th-the killer! ??? One more time. What do we have here! And, though so very very wrong, the video with the three guys is hillarious. So then, tell us what happened to the victim. I should have been more careful. Something you want to say? A... clock? It worked lots of times!" Please explain to the court what this is! It's been a while...", Mia: Ho hoh. I see. You may continue your cross-examination, Mr. Wright. *wink*. Phoenix: I'll get to this woman's bottom! (Uh oh... he sounded pretty confident. Ergo, the witness was not on the scene at the time of the murder! Phoenix: Examine Open drawer Leads to: ... Ooh hoo! This isn't going to look good on your evaluation next month. It's made to look like that statue, "The Thinker." Objection overruled. I'm not leaving here until she takes me as her lawyer! I can't afford any mistakes now! (He looks even... grander than I imagined!). I should probably tell you, the clock isn't talking right now. Th-thanks, pal. Phoenix: (What...!? That testimony stinks!". Grossberg: Leads to: Leads to: The woman with long hair... that was Mia Fey? What happens now is you answer my question! Bellboy: How you been? Anyway, I don't want either of you moving one inch, 'kay? It sent shivers up my spine! Wait... you do know him, don't you!? ), (Don't know...? Gumshoe: Phoenix: "The Thinker," I think? I could really go for a good burger. Please, describe for us the details of this murder. [Chorus] When you leave, my … April: I'd better go see if I can find this elite lawyer she's talking about.). "Maya"...? Phoenix: You came to see the one-and-only Marvin Grossberg, did you not? Well, no. *wink*. I THINK I CAN! Phoenix: You were tapping the victim's phone! Leads back to: (The one Larry made...) How could that have been evidence in a case? ), Leads to: (I can't let this happen... can I? Phoenix: And you call yourself a lawyer, pal!? Honestly, I was on edge the whole time. April: The defense is ready, Your Honor. The city's put Prosecutor Edgeworth on the prosecution! "Oh, bellboy? I forgot how to delete those things. That witness's strange behavior... was that all an act? I went back to the chief where she lay under the window. Yeah. ), (If only because I have a feeling Edgeworth doesn't want me to! Phoenix: But it doesn't mean that I've decided you did it! And I'm no expert on fashion, but her hairdo looks far from normal to me! Judge: That's enough! : (First things first, I better get her cheered up...) Yeah, of course I will! (Whew! You were at the hotel! Phoenix: Phoenix: The hue of the sea! The current Cineworld Orange advert with the dangerous prisoner who goes "MAYA-HEE, MAYA-HOO" in reference to some obscure little-known YouTube video which stars the same guy, only now he's in a major commercial. Gnome-a gnome-a YAY!, gnome-a gnome-a gnome-a YAY! I-I saw what I saw. Gumshoe: Per consentire a Verizon Media e ai nostri partner di trattare i tuoi dati personali, seleziona “Accetto” oppure seleziona “Gestisci impostazioni” per ulteriori informazioni e per gestire le tue preferenze in merito. Edgeworth: How you like that? Hey pal, don't play dumb! Sir! It sounds like the numa song. No "but"-ing your way out of this one, Detective! (That's "The Thinker" clock that Larry made. However, she had heard that it was a clock! Phoenix: I received these results this morning. I guess there wouldn't be much point. Did I say the wrong thing? But I can prove it! Alright! Edgeworth: Bellboy: Phoenix: Oh.My.God. S-sorry, Your Honor! W-well? I don't rightly understand either. Maya: It's worth at least three million. Mr. Wright! I look forward to tangoing with you tomorrow, Miss May! Here's the real evidence! April: Judge: I beg your pardon, but when exactly did you obtain that autopsy report? Bellboy: Amateur! She's staring right at me! Phoenix: April: W-wait! Your Honor! Maya: I'm not entirely sure that it is. I should pick my points to press with a little more care...). Of course she wrote it! Enough! I get it. That's when you heard it! The two lived a simple life, but they were happy. Edgeworth: He laughed like the sound of a brook.ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee. ), Phoenix: Phoenix: It's French for "kiss," sir. Phoenix: Might I ask you to inform Miss May that there is a message for her? What is it? Phoenix: April: You must be one of those famous detectives, like on television! (All I know for sure is that Edgeworth hates crime with an almost abnormal passion. April: Let's hear it! Somebody must be staying with her. ), April: April: Edgeworth: So then, when did you arrive at the office? I was wondering, do you know anything about this? Ooh! There's a screwdriver sticking out of that half-open drawer. About four years ago, this Edgeworth guy became a prosecutor at the age of 20! (So... she's still in the hotel across the way.) Does she seem amused to you!? Phoenix: Well, I'm not sure I would call this "broken," but I doubt it could ring...! Phoenix: Maya hee! That is my condition. The clock might have been emptied after she heard it. ), (Okay. I saw it! Heh heh heh. I'm ready. Leads to: It couldn't have rung! Gumshoe: Well you're not the first man who's thought that! ??? So you admit you tapped her phone! And I don't know where my mother is. The one attacking her was the mousey girl sitting in the defendant's chair! @FlowerOfEternity Bro (is a gender neutral term), I rarely, if ever, read light novels but I can tell this is truly a work of art. WHAAAAT!? Maya hee Maya hoo Maya ha Maya haha. Phoenix: Show me evidence proving that the witness had "heard" the murder weapon was a clock. This clock has graver problems than dead batteries! Isn't tippity-tapping er... irrelevant? What would a woman like her be doing with a thing like this? Share. Phoenix: Oooh? Phoenix: Mr. Wright, this court does not condone the presentation of evidence for "practice." I know him. I saw her. I like a man with a big... vocabulary. N-n-no! Fool... You fell right into my trap! I thought... Judge: No, I won't sell it! Edgeworth: They're all busily searching for clues...), (How could anyone mistake me for Larry!? The victim--the woman--dodged the first attack and ran off to the right. Why did I become a lawyer in the first place...? ! Report Save. Phoenix: : Huh, that's strange. (He WAS proven innocent...) Umm... right. What do you say to that, Miss May? ), (Damn! Are you sure that Mia wrote it herself? I don't think so. (Wow, they have poor Maya locked up like a criminal.). I had no idea.) However, that does not clear the man that was with her! Perhaps Detective Gumshoe overlooked it? Your Honor, This is irrelevant! If Miss April May's alibi is not called into question after you examine the bellboy... Then you will recognize that Miss April May was not the killer, thus she is innocent! (Though I'd never heard of a glass light stand before this...). I'm afraid I'm not sure where you are going with all of this, Mr. Wright. Uh... y-yes, that's me! Yes... yes, of course. Hey, what are you looking at? Got a person saying they saw a murder. ), (That girl just now... where'd she go!? Phoenix: I-I'm sorry! At your service. Phoenix: I see there are two glasses on the table. I know, I know. exclaimed Cory as the car was able to move again, causing Riley and Maya to laugh again. And you were here... visiting? I may have the wrong title but look it up on youtube. "The evidence that proves when the clockwork was removed is...". I've gotten used to it. (Well, only once...). Phoenix: (Wait... no, this can't be right! You wouldn't want to make me upset, would you? I'm sorry, but I can see nothing faulty. Yeah! Sorry. W-wait! A piece of paper! The testimony is bogus! ), (I don't think that won me any points with the judge...). Am I understood? (Maybe she's in her office!). The lawyer... G-good morning. Leads to: ], [I had to take the clockwork out, sorry. Thank you so much! Phoenix: If he stopped me there, the trial would be over! Judge: And that is exactly what happened, Your Honor! Could it be a coincidence? You truly are a work of art, Mr. Phoenix Wright. Someone who died immediately wouldn't have the time to write anything down. Before she died, the victim wrote the killer's name! Hmm. If you agree to one condition, I'll consent to calling this witness. *wink*. Allow me to explain how I see the truth of the matter. I see. Well? I've kind of gotten used to it... Let's see... that morning, I got a call from my sister. The very moment, you say. I hardly call that "irrelevant"! Not.) : whos maya hee. Jack Bogdanski of Portland, Oregon. Autopsy Report added to the Court Record. Ah, guess I got the wrong name, Mr. Wright. Chief? Phoenix: J-just look at it! Phoenix: Phoenix: Not even to you! Maya: The song that goes "Maya hee, Maya hoo Maya haha" I had never heard it before because I didn't grow up with western music but apparently it's an … Press J to jump to the feed. ), ("Maya"...? I never thought there'd be a use for evidence like this outside the courtroom!). ! I'm going to defend you whether you want me to or not!". Okay, pal. Phoenix: (Uh oh... he sounded pretty confident. And we don't skimp on the ice, sir. (The office is filled with police officers. I think I'd better get home now. Phoenix: No way, Jose! Phoenix: Oof! The defense is trying to confuse the issue with trivial concerns! ...? It's simple. Chief... Phoenix: ), (Looks like Detective Gumshoe has gone home. Yes sir! I think I'd better show her this receipt. Judge: After all, you're the one in trouble here. Who is this "other person"! I'll back off for now.). Phoenix: (What's going on!? She was watching a program on the TV, and wished to drink after she finished, sir. This is outrageous! Then how come no one could get in touch with you? Creep. I heard from my hotel room. Miss May. I was wondering what you were going to ask, but bed making? You agree, Mr. Edgeworth? Judge: I-it's okay. Grossberg: However! But more than all that, she has no one left to help her! So you've sent her home already, then? Yes! Do you think you could go ask him to represent me? Let me go freshen up so I can look the part of the beautiful eyewitness! Phoenix: Phoenix: Phoenix: Edgeworth: Here you go. Alright, I'm Detective Dick Gumshoe, see? Phoenix: I guess I'll just have to come back later. My sister told me. What about poor me!? The farmer said, "she can't understand ya... she's a donkey!" That's good to hear. Right? I know sunflowers and tulips, but that's about the extent of my floral knowledge. I heard they arrested her. "They told me that if I don't find one, the state will pick an attorney to defend me.". I hope she didn't run on me.) Sure. Edgeworth: It's encrusted with dried blood. Phoenix: In court! This can't be the end... but I'm out of evidence!). I immediately arrested Ms. Maya Fey! The phone receiver is missing a few screws. It's all so exciting I can hardly contain myself! I'd like, like, ice coffee at exactly 9:00!" I did see everything! Alright, alright. And as you may recall, I've caught murderers with these questions before! Perfectly clean, as always. It was my right hand! Maybe I'd better just press her on the facts a bit!). Hey! W-what's that supposed to mean!? One wearing grey while the other wearing more colours than a palette while he had a small yellow bird on his shoulder. That statement contradicts this evidence! How did you know it was my client!? I saw a woman with long hair being attacked! That autopsy report is outdated, Your Honor. I-I think it's broken! Received: Maya's Cell Phone. Phoenix: And I can show you the proof! So Mia was writing this girl's name! April: I'm starting to wish I'd never seen this thing. Hang on! (Uh oh, bad reaction. Because someone has to look out for the people who have no one on their side. Phoenix: Excuse me... what exactly was a "disappointment"? That's me! M-Maya...? The law offices of Fey & Co., where the murder took place, are very close to the hotel. Um-hmm! The call was from a customer at the Gatewater Hotel, right across from the crime scene! Women know these things. I really don't think you should use that guy. Um... the kinda statue-y clock? Sorry. ), (Hmm. Why, Mr. Wright, you look shocked! Mia! Gumshoe: Maya: It's just like the movie! Ah hah! I think it would be a little difficult to recognize a face from this distance, though. A solid mahogany desk. ! ... (4:00 PM. (I don't think that won me any points with the judge...). However! Leads to: An old movie poster. My name's Dick Gumshoe, sir! Phoenix: Judge: Phoenix: Miss May held that very clock in her hands! Phoenix: Judge: I'm sure the price is nothing to sneeze at either, for that matter. She wanted me to hold onto a piece of evidence for an upcoming trial. I'm glad you saw the error of your ways so soon! Maya: nah.). I object to calling the bellboy! ??? Gumshoe: "Your Honor, members of the court...". Phoenix: Changed your mind? The defense may begin its cross-examination. Oh, no, um... T-that carrying strap on the cell phone... Gumshoe: The Fey family, especially the women, have always been very sensitive to the spirit world. "The prosecution's point being...?". Ooh. About fifteen years ago, our family was involved in an... incident. Impossible, of course... Phoenix: O-okay! I... see. Listen! A second autopsy was performed yesterday, at my request! : I accept! Perhaps you could explain to the poor, misguided Mr. Wright? Phoenix: Mia: Guy: Also please don't forget she had 2 soda refills, I know you guys charge extra. (What!? Edgeworth: I'll have to try to get it back next time I see him...). Edgeworth: She's the last. Grossberg: I look forward to tangoing with you tomorrow, Miss May! Phoenix: Leads back to: I linked to this guy's performance quite a few weeks back. ...! Time to press and squeeze the truth out of her! Mia! She's just my type of girl, so it was a disappointment, really. Phoenix: Say, Mr. Big Detective, why don't you go look for clues... in the garbage? She might have been your boss, but that doesn't mean you get any special treatment. I had to bring pillows for two, of course, but they're quite light, you see. Hold on. Phoenix: Phoenix: The chief must have gone home already. level 2. Phoenix: So this was the testimony in her own words...? Edgeworth: The defendant, Ms. Maya Fey, and the lawyer, Mr. Phoenix Wright. Maya: Well, I am not without charm, sir, but even I'd have little chance with her lover there. You want me to hold evidence for you? Isn't this a murder trial? So, the killing happened around 9:00 at night? Phoenix: The chief had a very particular policy about office décor: "Spend big on stuff the clients use, but keep your own stuff simple.". Detective Gumshoe, how long would you say it took, between you receiving the call, and your arrival at the scene of the crime? He said, "Don't say nothing to that lawyer, pal!" Who! That's really what you're saying? Your Honor! Are you sure it was Miss May on the phone? I changed the sheets, the pillowcases, and then I proceeded to make the bed. Maya: We'll hit the usual joint. Okay, okay. (Why would she be so particular about the time?). Like people in religious training? Phoenix: (Hmm! Grossberg: Then the woman, like, dodged to one side and ran away! Detention Center He hasn't lost a case since he became prosecutor at the incredibly young age of 20. Excuse me but, who are you? I know, I know. You... you LAWYER! ("White" was the name of the guy who ruined Mia and Maya's mother! But now that I have it, I'm not so sure. Judge: Your evidence, please! Hey! (9:00... the time of the murder!). Phoenix: Her powers were first- class, too! That is a separate crime, with no bearing on the current case whatsoever! Judge: I'd better not show any signs of weakness today, or he'll be on me in an instant. Gumshoe: Bellboy: quick! Phoenix: If it was after the witness heard the clock, then there is no contradiction! There's something that's been bugging me... Just what was inside that strange woman's drawer? Well... proof, you say? The one attacking her was the mousey girl sitting in the defendant's chair! Gumshoe: On it, the word "Maya" was written clearly in blood! Right! I linked to this guy's performance quite a few weeks back. Mr. Wright, please think the facts over before making accusations. (She seems to be in shock. I couldn't see a single contradiction in that testimony...), (Hey! [Conversation recorded. (According to the receptionist, the big boss is "out". I left her lying on the office sofa. Hey! After securing the suspect, I examined the scene of the crime with my own eyes. "The Thinker" lying next to her must have been the murder weapon. Gumshoe: As in, "so very absolutely," sir. That's Detective Gumshoe to you, pal! Phoenix: Nothing else that seems like a clue here... Hmm...? At exactly 9:00, I delivered room service to Miss May in room 303. I thought they might be pieces of the light stand. Y-yes, well, ice coffee for two, you know. I saw that too. I never thought there'd be a use for evidence like this outside the courtroom! So, you're the one they say has been looking for me? Except for... well, everything! Do you have proof that she knew of the conversation? As has been previously revealed, Miss April May was tapping the victim's phone. No one has time to talk to me. You were in the hotel at the time of the murder. Buddy, please! Eh!? The women in my family have been mediums for generations. Now, now, Mr. Edgeworth. Phoenix: Edgeworth: Rock solid! There was a piece of paper next to the victim, wasn't there? I wanted to ask you about the murder weapon... Phoenix: Sorry, pal, but this is one trial you aren't going to win! The defendant, Ms. Maya Fey, was at the scene of the crime. "You can't be serious! Phoenix: She is pretty unmistakable. This is a report from your department, Detective. That is all. It is my great displeasure to inform you... That the witness appears to have been tapping the victim's telephone. I thought that would be too easy.). Hmm... Before we begin cross-examination, I have a question for you, Detective. Of course it wouldn't ring!). Phoenix: I am so very sorry. I'm not a little girl anymore, Sis! I'd better not press too hard on this one. I've been there. If that's the case, where's your evidence? Phoenix: Detective Gumshoe! Ma-ya-hi, ma-ya-hoo. Edgeworth: 2020-10-28T21:04:41Z Comment by Simon Your next remix should be of “Take Me Higher” from Ultraman Tiga. Please tell her that Mr. White, of Bluecorp phoned. ), (No! Miss April May has admitted to the wiretap, yes. Phoenix: While this court does not condone the defense's tone of speech, he has a point. The doors left of the room suddenly burst open, revealing two men. There was something I should have told you about first, Your Honor! Oooh! Phoenix: (Whoops! Phoenix: Phoenix: A perfectly normal office desk. Maya: Grossberg Law Offices, Phoenix: April: And it's all YOUR fault. No, it's quite impossible. It was right around 9:00. Judge: (I can't see a single contradiction in there! I'd better call the police... and find out what that girl was doing here. ), Leads to: I hear they take the, um, little bits in the blood, the... er... hemo... hemogl... Hermo... goblins... hobgob... Er...? (Damn! You haven't called in a while. This isn't my phone! Phoenix: Police witness? (Smooth, Wright, real smooth.). April: It's leather... a real luxury model. One more thing I wanted to mention to you. And I have proof! Phoenix: Phoenix: '", Phoenix: A long, long time ago. (Exactly what part of her is "innocent"...? They said they thought these were pieces of a broken light stand. If you want to know, you'll just have to come to the court tomorrow, Mr. Lawyer! No one will believe me. Grossberg: Phoenix: ), [Mia! ), (No... but I have a feeling I'm on to something now! I'll write you a note so you don't forget, okay? ), (Hmm. Way, I say! Phoenix: Would you care to explain to the court the meaning of this? Phoenix: I'm no expert on blood tests! Well, it's not so much a place as a... er... Edgeworth: Maya: A... wiretap? Leads back to: Gumshoe: Phoenix: No, I don't. What exactly is it you do at the hotel? ], Mia: Gumshoe: I think the song is called numa numa?? Gum doesn't grow on trees, pal! I don't have time to argue with you anyway. I'd like to begin my cross-examination. Um... which hand do I hold my knife in again...? Phoenix: Gumshoe: This can't be the end... but I'm out of evidence! Then the girl in the hippie clothes ran after her... And she hit her with that weapon! ), (What!? *sob*, Phoenix: Informazioni su dispositivo e connessione Internet, incluso l'indirizzo IP, Attività di navigazione e di ricerca durante l'utilizzo dei siti web e delle app di Verizon Media. I thought she was going to explode for a second there! Maybe I'd better go talk to that lawyer again. ), (The office is filled with police officers. Look... I-I just know, okay? Edgeworth: Give me one more chance! When else? Alright Mr. Wright. (There's a screwdriver stuck in this drawer. Not. April: It is inconceivable that the clock in question rang! I remember! "Hmm... Maya's not here. But I have to find something to use in his testimony! Your Honor, I submit this report to the court. It was heavy enough to be a deadly weapon, even in a girl's hands, sir! Please, stay as long as you like. The court is now in session for the trial of Ms. Maya Fey. Judge: Edgeworth: Wait, should that be "still life"? ), (This is not good... She's already captured the heart of every man in the court! Phoenix: I'm afraid it has revealed a certain over-eagerness... Let me ask again: Leads back to: Maybe I should press a little harder on this one?). Hmm. Time's up. The victim drew this here note in her own blood, see? (He knew the clock was empty! Lab test results showed that the blood was the victim's! You have proof that she could not? Phoenix: Gumshoe: She could easily have heard the clock! Somehow... he knew!). So, who was this man who, um, "ruined" your mother? Leads to: I'm getting to the good part! Maya (ah!) Phoenix: What's the meaning of this? Yes. (Of course...) Next time I see Detective Gumshoe I'll ask him for it. I, um, I have a hunch... (Given the evidence, it would be easy to assume that Maya was the killer. There has to be something in there! The glass shards were pieces of the broken stand. A bottle and two glasses are on the table. I won't abandon you. Gumshoe: Then I believe the cross-examination is over. Wait! You're trying your lawyerly tricks on me now! "You looked out the window. I wonder what could be inside the drawer? (Umm... *gulp* Better not encourage her.) That testimony stinks! "I don't know, Maya. She's saying exactly what Edgeworth wants her to say.

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